Johnstache - Single

John, look at me, I’m back from the dead

Miraculously, aren’t you just amazed

I see you there having dinner with someone new

Oh who?

I know that I tricked you and I’m sorry

Now it’s time to put away this silly folly

and start again anew

But oh! Something’s changed

I can’t put my finger on,

I know that’s it you

That jungle on your upper lip

Oh what gives you the right to choose?

John! Your moustache needs to go!

You may thinks that it looks dashing but it certainly isn’t so!
Let’s return to the old times

Where everything was yours and mine

I’ve got a razor too

And this is something I have to do

It’s the only thing anyone’s talking about

Not that I’m back, no without a doubt

That thing around your mouth

It must depart!

I’ve been gone for ages and now I’m back

Now there’s no reason to attack

I know that you’re angry and I really must say

There’s something different about you today

But oh! Something’s changed

I can’t put my finger on it,

I know that’s it you

That jungle on your upper lip

Oh what gives you the right to choose?

John! Your moustache needs to go!

You may thinks that it looks dashing but it certainly isn’t so!
Let’s return to the old times

Where everything was yours and mine

I’ve got a razor too